WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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