you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize