you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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