Its about making memories worth repressing
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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