His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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