oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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