My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
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