Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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