Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Randomize
