Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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