Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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