they need to just BURY HIM!
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
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