I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
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Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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