my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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