Please, let me fuck your mom
kristin has been a bad kristin
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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