i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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