we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
