I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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