the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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