i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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