I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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