he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.