Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
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He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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