After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
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VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.