i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
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