craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
