I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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