Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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