therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i just google imaged poop.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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I need you to use more vowels.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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