Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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