If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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