took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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