there was a trapeze. enough said
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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