THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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