Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I bet he comes in French.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I have tasted many bathrooms
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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