Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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