Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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