Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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