Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I know her cup size but not her name....
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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