seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
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You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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