Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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