your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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