STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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