Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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