at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
sex on a bike is impossible
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