all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
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I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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