I wanna bring you to show and tell
farters have to be the big spoon...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
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We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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