why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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