Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
