I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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