We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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