Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I wish you could order shots online.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Randomize
