so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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