The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
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