no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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