I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
