therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
