he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
This is my gift to your gina
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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