I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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